Everyone else can go home I’ll just voice everyone
Alberta: There’s a snake in my boot
British Columbia: Dude, everyone chill out and have a brownie
Manitoba: Help! I’m being carried away by a mosquito!
New Brunswick: I had an anchor tattoo before it was cool
Newfoundland: Maybe you should find a clue
Northwest Territories: Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame, baby you give love a bad name
Nova Scotia: Anyone wanna listen to me fiddle play, AGAIN?
Nunavut: You know what, I’m having Nunavut
PEI: I’m not small, I’m fun size!
Ontario: Wow, you guys are such noobs, I’m going back to world of Warcraft
Quebec: I may separate from this country, but you will never separate me from my poutine!
Saskatchewan: Hey, I’ve got plenty of stuff to do! Like…milk cows
Yukon: I ain’t saying she a gold digger, but I did see her with a pick axe