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thisnameisquitedanny:

Everyone else can go home I’ll just voice everyone

Alberta: There’s a snake in my boot

British Columbia: Dude, everyone chill out and have a brownie

Manitoba: Help! I’m being carried away by a mosquito!

New Brunswick: I had an anchor tattoo before it was cool

Newfoundland: Maybe you should find a clue

Northwest Territories: Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame, baby you give love a bad name

Nova Scotia: Anyone wanna listen to me fiddle play, AGAIN?

Nunavut: You know what, I’m having Nunavut

PEI: I’m not small, I’m fun size!

Ontario: Wow, you guys are such noobs, I’m going back to world of Warcraft

Quebec: I may separate from this country, but you will never separate me from my poutine!

Saskatchewan: Hey, I’ve got plenty of stuff to do! Like…milk cows

 Yukon: I ain’t saying she a gold digger, but I did see her with a pick axe

(via notallalbertans)

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ottawhatareyoudoing:

independence-spoons:


You know I ‘ave te power to ground you

YOU KNOW YOU’RE AVOIDING THE QUESTION.

We met tere

Did you at least take him and the Careys home? You didn’t, did you?

Te only ting I remember after seeing ‘im is being in a car after te game and tere being 7 Careys 

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ottawhatareyoudoing:

independence-spoons:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

independence-spoons:

*sighs*  ’e’s an idiot

An idiot who still has a team, unlike your capital…

…Wait- Weren’t you with him for that game?

You know I ‘ave te power to ground you

YOU KNOW YOU’RE AVOIDING THE QUESTION.

We met tere

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ottawhatareyoudoing:

independence-spoons:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

His are funny. He tried to take all six to a hockey game, and called me up drunk saying the cops didn’t buy any as his designated driver.

*sighs*  ’e’s an idiot

An idiot who still has a team, unlike your capital…

…Wait- Weren’t you with him for that game?

You know I ‘ave te power to ground you

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ottawhatareyoudoing:

independence-spoons:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

-shoulder pat-

Tout ira bien, Papa. You can have one of Maurice’s Carey Price cardboard cut-out guys. …He has like six.

And you said my Celine was bad.

His are funny. He tried to take all six to a hockey game, and called me up drunk saying the cops didn’t buy any as his designated driver.

*sighs*  ’e’s an idiot

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ottawhatareyoudoing:

independence-spoons:

ottawhatareyoudoing:

OH GOD WHY. NON. NON!

This scares me more than that cardboard Celine you kept in the back of the closet!

…Whatever happened to Cardboard Celine?

Schrodinger 

-shoulder pat-

Tout ira bien, Papa. You can have one of Maurice’s Carey Price cardboard cut-out guys. …He has like six.

And you said my Celine was bad.

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ottawhatareyoudoing:

OH GOD WHY. NON. NON!

This scares me more than that cardboard Celine you kept in the back of the closet!

…Whatever happened to Cardboard Celine?

Schrodinger 

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ottawhatareyoudoing:

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The perks of being right in between Ontario and Quebec…

Is that if I change my open wi-fi to “Fermez vos fenêtres.” maybe they’ll eventually catch on.

I mean, somebody’s bound to catch on that my dad speaks more French than he admits also..

I ‘ate to be te one tat tells you. But my windows aren’t open until after.

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  • Question: So, how's life dealing with Oliver's "Huge Bladder Problem," Jean? - Anonymous
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    a pain in my ass

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amikyten:

dedicated to some lovely rp blogs

(via dazeli)

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